DIFFERENT KIND LECTURERS AND INVIGILATORS YOU WILL MEET IN THE EXAM HALL
1. The ones who will praise the first
student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing.''Do you mean you have finished?'' They will face other students and say ” can see your life?, he finished before an hour” That is a well prepared student.
2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they
performed excellently amongst their
peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam and the barely got “C”.
3. The ones who will collect your
question paper and go through it. They will ask” why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I
would have finished since."
4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated.
5. The ones who will collect your
question paper, go through the
questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything.
6. The ones who will glance at your
answer booklet and they will ask why
your booklet is blank. “Didn’t you read for this exam ?”
7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb
form.
8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat grin. You keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you.
9. The ones who are very gentle and
friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall
they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off.
10. The ones who will force you to
submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you “what are you still writing when all your mates have
submitted.
1. The ones who will praise the first
student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing.''Do you mean you have finished?'' They will face other students and say ” can see your life?, he finished before an hour” That is a well prepared student.
2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they
performed excellently amongst their
peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam and the barely got “C”.
3. The ones who will collect your
question paper and go through it. They will ask” why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I
would have finished since."
4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated.
5. The ones who will collect your
question paper, go through the
questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything.
6. The ones who will glance at your
answer booklet and they will ask why
your booklet is blank. “Didn’t you read for this exam ?”
7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb
form.
8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat grin. You keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you.
9. The ones who are very gentle and
friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall
they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off.
10. The ones who will force you to
submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you “what are you still writing when all your mates have
submitted.
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